All Häagen No Dazs
Shitpost extravaganza


kiryudadzuma:

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every step that i take is another mistake to you (caught in the undertoes, just caught in the undertoes)

doodling-fiend:

soft-nommy-pred:

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Another meme? So soon? I shouldn’t have

@this-idiot-vs-everything

blinking4soup:

Check out our recently uploaded trailer for HEARTBEAT!

ravenousruss:

Here’s a Dva for #cutiesaturday!

uglygreenjacket:

When Mamo-chan is your boyfriend, you gotta make sure errybody knows who he belongs to.

emilyaillustrates:

Being a sailor scout means you get some awkward tan lines.

castellankurze:

NAEL: This is my fursona, Deus, she’s a dragonkin, secretly related to royalty, she worships a dragon god who’s been held captive for thousands of years and she wants to let him out so he can enact cataclysmic vengeance on the descendants of those who captured him.  She uses a spear like me so she can stab fools. =)
VARIS: That’s….really edgy but ok.
GAIUS:  Mine’s called Ultima, it’s a mecha designed by the people who captured Nael’s dragon, but nowadays it’s gone rogue because the creators have been dead so long.  It’s got a blue magic-inspired ability where it eats eikons and gains their powers.  That way we’ve got a sort of swiss army knife.
VARIS: Alright we’re just gonna bring vore into this like it’s nbd this campaign is gonna be really weird.
ZENOS: Here’s mine! This is Shinryu!  He’s a dragon-
NAEL: Creative.
ZENOS: Shut up, anyway he’s got a pretty wide swathe of abilities so he can pretty much do it all-
GAIUS: Did you look at our fucking notes?
VARIS: Hey, easy-
GAIUS: Have you EVER had an original thought in that blond head?  OMG look at the stats on this thing you just munchkined the shit out of everything.
ZENOS: OK but I took flaws.
NAEL: Oh yeah, ‘flaws’ like that Mute flaw is really gonna do anything when you took mindspeech.  Varis your kid’s a shitty powergamer.
ZENOS: You guys are just mean!
VARIS: Guys, keep it down, take a breath, it looks like you’re all playing dragon-inspired stuff, that’s alright, we can make it gel.
REGULA: …you are all so fucking weird, I just rolled a paladin.

nanaha-kitee:

ppl : how yall doing today ?


me :


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cockandpokeballs:

The gay PR guy in that came up with this Nintendo/Ariana crossover deserves a raise





witchywaterstone:

harveyjames:

lovelyrosebun:

hikenbakuzan:

crimson-blade-cosplay:

deliveryxiao:

NO WAY LMAO

Omfg

I’M DONE 

Yesssssss

For five years now my tumblr has been strictly news about my work and upcoming projects and then someone made this 

I AM DONE



Track: Doma Castle
Artist: Masayoshi Soken
Album: Stormblood
What’s your alignment??!?!!?

angry-healers:

Lawful Tank - You are perfect the take no shits leader.
Neutral Tank - You’re pretty chill.
Chaotic Tank - You’re a Warrior.

Lawful Healer - You have Rescue on your hot bar at all times and your DPS is 0.
True Healer - You’ve been doing this for so long you stopped giving a shit at least two years ago.
Chaotic Healer - You’re out DPSing the Black Mage and the Paladin is dead.

Lawful DPS - You dodge AoEs.
Neutral DPS - You dodge most AoEs.
Chaotic DPS - You dodge no AoEs.