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Baby, you're doing so good, but I got a favor to ask. It's not really big, but I figured I'd ask. Could you call me Osama? While I terrorize this pussy like a suicide-bomber. I'm gonna scream "JIHAD" while I pull out my rod, and toss my milk and cookies all over your bod.

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^the baby wiener experience^

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tuesti:

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tuesti:

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lemonyfricket:

my gift to Tumblr

lemonyfricket:

my gift to Tumblr

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total-queer-move:

LOOK. IT’S EVERY SINGLE STEREOTYPE ABOUT MEN’S RIGHTS ACTIVISTS PUT INTO ONE HANDY-DANDY DEMOGRAPHICS SURVEY SO IT CAN BE STATISTICALLY VALIDATED!! [x]

THANKS R/MENSRIGHTS!!

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A bit of a distraction doodle that I’ve been wanting to draw since seeing the recent Smash Bros. Nintendo Direct stream. I’m glad that Zero Suit Samus is a separate character now, but like a majority of the internet, I do find her heels to be an odd choice. Also, I think I like the Zero Mission version a bit more than the Other M one. ( in addition to being associated with Other M haha )

Anyway, it turns out I love the idea of Samus wearing shoes. It’s silly to have the need justify her being on equal footing with the others. That reason makes absolutely no sense in something like Smash Bros. lol. 

Therefore, here are some sneakers ;3; I feel like that’d fit her better than cyber high heels. The fabulous AND deadly approach fits more with someone like Bayonetta than it would with Samus. To me, sneakers are more of a sporty sexy + more naked than naked appeal. Drew the other shoes for the hell of it.

But still, both versions of Samus in Smash yay! ( Midna not as a playable character boooo XD; )

I totally just corrupted chihirofudgesaki earlier by showing her who Chris-chan was. I’m honestly surprised that most people don’t know who he is by now. You’d think that he’d be infamous, but no biggie. She has yet to learn how dangerous he really is. This is only the beginning, and ohhh man is it going to be a great ride.



Raidou Kuzunoha scan from the SMT:Devil Summoner Raidou Kuzunoha Novel

Raidou Kuzunoha scan from the SMT:Devil Summoner Raidou Kuzunoha Novel

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calebbabcock:

Bed views the last 2 mornings.

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tittily:

tittily:

i care about you guys and your needs

here’s a link to a 55 gallon drum of lube on amazon 

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dai-ruinas:

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thugmissus:

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do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

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nuigi:

I told this kid that memes are dumb