im2pac:

You’ll just have to take my word for it that I didn’t just send these to myself. All these messages were sent over a time span of about 6 months I’d get a couple at a time and I wouldn’t reply but after a month or two I’d get a couple more just like it. It kind of creeped me out but I didn’t think about it too much. But then I got one that said where I lived (the one that says wisconsin) and its not that suspicious because it could be someone I know messing with me but I don’t know any friends that have a dark humor like that and the ones who I thought would had no idea what I was talking about. I blocked the ip address so I can’t get messages anymore because it was just really weird that the person kept coming back every once in awhile.

thebladebanes:

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

The queen is still my favorite member of the family.

thebladebanes:

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

The queen is still my favorite member of the family.

dianamoonfall:

( Been wanting to do this for a while now but only had the idea on how to do it a few days ago xD )

bitchesaloud:

it’s been 20 years for fuck sake Usagi get your shit together

7hrone:

thatsonofamitch:

thatsonofamitch:

there are no rules in college

Ten months, ten entire months have passed since I have made this post. I made this post while I was at college, I am now home. Moreover, some meme loving fuck, at some time today, I don’t know when, silently left a box of kid cuisine on my doorstep. You bothered to somehow find out where I live, which is quite far from my university by several hundred miles, pay money for a frozen children’s meal, and drive out to where I live, just to meme on me. I can’t believe this is real.

This is mitch’s life now

nowthatswhaticallblogging:

ben-c:

12 people have deleted me as a contact because i wont stop changing my skype name

These all sound like Cards Against Humanity white cards.

nowthatswhaticallblogging:

ben-c:

12 people have deleted me as a contact because i wont stop changing my skype name

These all sound like Cards Against Humanity white cards.

dattinator:

pop pop pop watchin’ motherfuckas drop

dattinator:

pop pop pop watchin’ motherfuckas drop

ditchschooleatpizza:

snorlaxatives:

all i want in life is to try one of those candies from jimmy neutron

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Lana Del Rey's dad: Thanks for visiting me for Father's Day Lizzy.
Lana Del Rey: *doesnt make eye contact with her father. Meanders in a hexagon while wearing a jean jacket and uggs. She has one lit cigarette in her mouth and another in her hand; she's weeping softly while staring at a 1950s billboard ad for Coca-Cola that exists only in her mind.*
Lana Del Rey: Daddy get your red dress on... were going to The Cotton Club...