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Baby, you're doing so good, but I got a favor to ask. It's not really big, but I figured I'd ask. Could you call me Osama? While I terrorize this pussy like a suicide-bomber. I'm gonna scream "JIHAD" while I pull out my rod, and toss my milk and cookies all over your bod.

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^the baby wiener experience^

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timanderic:

Tim and Eric’s “Pusswhip Banggang” have a new record and they are touring again! The 12” can be purchased here on May 20th! Swap Rock Tour dates are here

shrekmin:

accidentally in love / shrekmin au

shrek and armin meet over the summer. it feels like the perfect love. they both get each other completely. but as summer comes to an end, will they be able to keep their romance alive? or will it sizzle out with the summer sun?

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gerardgayofficial:

not-awh0re:

drarna:

mageyoulook:

the tears of laughter I cry are real.

this truly is the best post on tumblr

"Well, what I’m I gonna do now? I’ve got your face tattooed on my arm!"

'idk, give him angry eyebrows or something.'

alefbet1228:

Serial Experiments Lain

Cosplay by deviantart artist Siddi-hartha


Track: "You're damn right knuckles"

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stupidmiiverseposts:

There has only been five female characters comfirmed playable compared to fifteen male characters.


the wudan witch who was abandoned

the wudan witch who was abandoned

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yamino:

whiskey-wolf:

$2,500.00 Titanium and Gold Lip Pearl Linerlock

This knife is from Suchat’s New Diamond Edition. This liner locking folder features a carved Robert Calcinore Mosaic Damascus blade. The handle has carved titanium bolsters, carved gold lip pearl scales with pink/green/yellow stone inserts, carved matching Damascus rear bolsters, and carved and anodized titanium liners and back-spacer.

This is for really fancy murderers.

fuckyeahforensics:

Gunshot wounds infographic
From Medical College of Wisconsin Department of Surgery and University of Utah Health Sciences Library

fuckyeahforensics:

Gunshot wounds infographic

From Medical College of Wisconsin Department of Surgery and University of Utah Health Sciences Library


Aventador | via

Aventador | via

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sockzombie:

okay so i posted this picture of the moon in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle as a joke on FaceBook.

imageand somebody LITERALLY thought that was the real fucking moon and SAVED and reposted this. they didn’t even “share” it!!

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THIS GAME CAME OUT IN 2001. 

HE THOUGHT IT WAS REAL

good job sega.

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pesamientossuicidas:

Eclipse lunar 2014

pesamientossuicidas:

Eclipse lunar 2014

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